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賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!

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匿名  发表于 2010-2-18 00:00:20 |阅读模式
賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!0 M( E7 }6 @$ c( X3 ?( v) r
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with1 G. c" _) k3 P3 b

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0 P8 W0 B8 _( u) F 原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:
4 u( L1 \  W  N The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks on the Chinese with the following results:) G" `2 V0 ]& O* t+ A, e# [
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  *一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;7 l8 R7 ]& G8 D$ E9 c
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the three-dimensional traffic bridge;5 i# n" \7 f+ _( |' ?8 u6 O

1 [% ]& ~! u* v# I! e/ U; K3 v  *一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;" I8 t; T, w1 l9 p. }' v9 X
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a  suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus even after two hours;7 }$ F+ @$ X7 Y% n0 C: |

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  *一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;
$ j" r+ T; A- k One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found that the bomb’s remote control was stolen;
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  *一人在炸成? 颊髽菚r,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;0 P* V% g# [7 |& C# h6 j
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu, but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
8 O* Z. O: l' h9 V; N0 ? Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;! h/ S5 R' B$ H5 R5 K# V; d, \

& _  ^( L  Q5 W0 B8 f+ f  *一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
- u. q" z- H2 ]4 S* ^/ \9 R 導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了;
% W/ p6 X4 E2 g One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
0 L) F1 w7 E5 W# u4 c even after 6 months, failed to see an y news reports of the success of the bombing. al-Qaeda accused him of claiming a false victory and executed him!
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  *一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;4 W/ w) S' |- o" h8 P! e$ p1 \
One person tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag (containing the bomb) from him;
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$ R4 P3 k: w9 T  *一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到
! }& @: F2 Y0 P; k' M 黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;- y0 ]/ h1 G) O4 }6 n
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was later found at the hospital in a state of coma.  Doctors said it was the result of
$ |- H. a, N* H1 L him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and could possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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+ S1 f5 V: G9 w  *後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!
2 w0 n$ p0 d! O4 E; H5 ]5 f( C6 n" F Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island, but she was conned into prostitution!
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最後,賓拉登不得不說?  记住:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
7 E7 p) S% G" A2 C/ D9 L Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with!5 ?% x' l5 k; ?5 R; E; Q1 N) A1 m
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