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賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!

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匿名  发表于 2010-2-18 00:00:20 |阅读模式
賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
7 b# `; P! \  |0 e3 R* C) x Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with3 n4 N5 e& Y3 c" ^2 e$ u' e
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0 H' V4 K$ b/ F/ ]" h 原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:) R- r0 v+ A! u; l# |2 ^
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks on the Chinese with the following results:4 A) \" U( [" @! {! l2 y9 |

$ N* t' F$ \, ?% l7 A: z# e  *一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;. ~  U5 m5 e* u+ @6 w
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the three-dimensional traffic bridge;- P) @; g$ |* A; B

5 G6 ~% J+ |9 ^( N/ K3 |  *一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;7 q* d* N+ y7 r8 E; c
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a  suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus even after two hours;
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  *一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;5 k7 g! v) {; z1 W7 O# A! D& [
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found that the bomb’s remote control was stolen;
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( @# f. G# D3 V1 ^9 n  *一人在炸成? 颊髽菚r,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;
' M( p# j' N( I' z9 B$ S; Z) j7 `6 v One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu, but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
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  *一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報2 Z* k+ s/ e. W
導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了;
3 \* V$ {) s& c One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
* Z( ]$ j$ d) y2 k even after 6 months, failed to see an y news reports of the success of the bombing. al-Qaeda accused him of claiming a false victory and executed him!
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' ^' t5 o! v# E4 L9 R7 ~6 W, U  *一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;) ?/ G' H6 g* \; [& b: H, Y* E# h
One person tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag (containing the bomb) from him;
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  *一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到2 U: o9 W+ \) u% n9 Z
黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;# L+ e( K7 s5 _. W( B1 F
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was later found at the hospital in a state of coma.  Doctors said it was the result of
& C/ q- [! M. i( K' ?/ T3 n him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and could possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);8 s1 O- f, D& r
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- c5 \8 s: t% Q- ~6 f2 U! a  a  *後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!
6 ]+ e0 ^+ v* @ Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island, but she was conned into prostitution!
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最後,賓拉登不得不說?  记住:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
! _) |$ _: F& E/ ? Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with!, z6 O$ T2 d  t0 z, ]: t
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