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賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!

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匿名  发表于 2010-2-18 00:00:20 |阅读模式
賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!+ \) V6 m5 a5 t8 K
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with
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  k0 Q8 Q: p0 R) n  x7 Z* |2 | 原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:) h3 |: b0 ]- @0 f& P8 a7 X
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks on the Chinese with the following results:
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  l* V; ~6 @$ H" B  *一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;$ Y0 p) n0 q  r" ~1 e
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the three-dimensional traffic bridge;% w" g7 Z- O; t; N* Z$ Z

; h. A3 Q7 ~6 R% U  *一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;) b3 {- q$ r) ?* T0 ]
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a  suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus even after two hours;
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  *一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;3 i/ M4 f( L. H3 p4 M
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found that the bomb’s remote control was stolen;# a, }# B9 C1 x
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  *一人在炸成? 颊髽菚r,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;* q6 F3 I- K8 R
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu, but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East& O- f! D$ k9 S- ~# C7 q
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;* Q9 w# D, D+ ~# Q

! t* U+ K: d" `  *一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
" ?6 X0 b( `# Y$ A 導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了;3 v* k0 K+ Q0 u2 X4 O
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
4 O/ s/ _8 @+ [2 t even after 6 months, failed to see an y news reports of the success of the bombing. al-Qaeda accused him of claiming a false victory and executed him!
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% Q9 ~% a. H2 y+ h9 V. M4 l6 p  *一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;1 \% l+ j0 @9 t9 @
One person tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag (containing the bomb) from him;
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& K  H( W3 `! g  H' ^  *一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到
8 l- e' n- N- I9 s4 c/ R. P 黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;; L3 [4 X+ T( x5 d  P& l: o
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was later found at the hospital in a state of coma.  Doctors said it was the result of' m# d1 S2 J/ V* c' p5 O. o  Z. s
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and could possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);: v3 R' D% i4 ^8 t9 @/ G
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  *後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!1 t; }  Q* X) A) G
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island, but she was conned into prostitution!4 R+ ^( ]9 w1 A2 O4 u* Y! `

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最後,賓拉登不得不說?  记住:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
5 p& K$ q# W/ N& W Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with!2 F& c& q4 L- h2 s( I, E( g* j) r5 ?
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