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賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!

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匿名  发表于 2010-2-18 00:00:20 |阅读模式
賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
: U/ t* [  z* a6 {0 Q Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with/ ~, Z( f3 M8 l) H3 ?

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& m( H, X+ }& ]% ^* M# [" { 原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:
4 b- d% W. I4 J6 d5 E The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks on the Chinese with the following results:
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4 j, L3 q/ {7 o4 R2 T  *一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;
  J) |$ Y* t4 S7 [ One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the three-dimensional traffic bridge;9 i% m: ]. q" ~, a( j8 K; w
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  *一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;
: S# q9 o- H- l3 t# o+ { One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a  suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus even after two hours;. _4 d& C+ s3 G: H) y

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  *一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;/ p9 e' b# q) d' D0 t* y: U
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found that the bomb’s remote control was stolen;
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5 C$ C9 z( O2 B" y! b& Y  *一人在炸成? 颊髽菚r,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;, F4 b  O3 F+ V  t5 i# c
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu, but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East& k3 R# g/ X0 [) V, p# v' z( ?
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;, q% S6 d9 S8 J9 B

5 N2 A9 N! G0 m: `& Z: S; S' o  *一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
- A. _. d3 y, I. N 導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了;
0 x/ D0 f- [2 r0 m One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but" r0 s2 H3 `$ G# _, ~$ j* o& f' _
even after 6 months, failed to see an y news reports of the success of the bombing. al-Qaeda accused him of claiming a false victory and executed him!3 k2 ]0 @  V3 }4 l8 z+ l
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6 }# A* w" _2 }  *一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;2 Y* f0 {0 N0 ~  a. u# K
One person tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag (containing the bomb) from him;( r3 b' z" f( ?; e9 {, {

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2 D' f  d. U+ k  t$ E2 w+ Y  *一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到" Z( o& E+ Z2 E$ Y* d# m- D* r
黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;
8 S3 p* b3 p# b7 ?0 V One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was later found at the hospital in a state of coma.  Doctors said it was the result of
' `+ B% n5 K& D him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and could possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);6 `5 @: ]& Y  z" Y. V6 q3 d. `
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# d# _  u& G* c! k  *後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!
( H$ U; d# A2 C1 m) k8 Y! P7 s Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island, but she was conned into prostitution!0 o) b* X6 Q+ N1 ?7 z
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最後,賓拉登不得不說?  记住:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
& T  b$ \% H( D2 U Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with!. v7 g) J4 R7 L+ \) U" q5 J' j9 r
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